(Have a big hug ♥)
THIS IS ART
pontius “never caught the after-school special about peer pressure” pilate
Alex and I ordered a pizza with the instructions “write a pun on the box.” They took it literally!
george takei is a gift to humanity
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)
THIS is what the original Star Trek TV series and films were about. Not just about blowing up things in space and snazzy lens flares with a side order of casual sexism -.-‘.
dude do you know how many people I have pissed off by saying the exact same thing?
Not enough people.
I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians
So I got sad tonight and went out for a walk by the river.
(I am in a very safe city or I would not have done this)
And a guy came up to me and asked: “Do you have any plan for your life?” And I said no. Then he said: “In that, we are together.”
*casually takes over Russia*
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.